Lonnie Derringer is a filthy-mouthed, dirty-talking, long-distance fling.
That’s been going on for two years.
I know, I know. That’s not a fling. This might be getting serious.
I think about him all the time. I look forward to our quickie lunch chats and the way he whispers in my ear every night from two-thousand miles away.
He’s the best boyfriend I never had.
Until I found out his name isn’t Lonnie, it’s Alonzo.
Until I found out he’s not some boring accountant with a dead-end job who wears wrinkled button-downs and baseball caps. He’s a six-foot-four, yoked-out, tatted-up fisherman in Key West.
Until I found out he’s been catfishing me online for two years!
And then he becomes more than just the best boyfriend I’ve never had.
He becomes my reality.
Tara Tanner is the perfect long-distance girlfriend.
She’s bookish, stylish, open-minded and every time I ask her to ‘send me a pic or it never happened’ she goes above and beyond.
She’s a dirty, little bundle of sexy overachiever who lives two thousand miles from me in the land of Far, Far Away.
I never planned on lying to her and I never planned on meeting her.
But one day she shows up at my house, and guess what?
She wasn’t the only being catfished for two years.
Because she’s not who she said she was either.
Bossy Brothers: Alonzo can be read as book five in the Bossy Brothers series or as a standalone story and features a sexy game of guess-who between a librarian obsessed with pencil skirts and a fisherman tatted up with mermaids. It’s long-distance game of dirty-talking, and slutty selfies, and safely-hidden secrets.
Until the day they meet and realize… Love in the Land of Far, Far Away can’t compare to the real thing.