Welp, it’s election day here in the the US and people are freaking out no matter who you support. So in celebration of Mr. Perfect going on sale for 99¢ this week, I’m giving away an ELECTION PICK-ME-UP PRIZE PACK. 🙂 That’s right folks, this here prize is guaranteed to improve your mood and get you through the next four years, even if your “guy” won, because let’s face it, all your friends who hated the fuck out of your “guy” are pissed off. Such is life. But you don’t have to let it get you down, bitches! Just do the following and I promise, you’ll feel better:
(1) BUY MR. PERFECT while it’s on sale for 99¢ because I guarantee you bombshells a barrel of laughs in this book.
BUY THE BOOK
(2) ENTER THE RAFFLECOPTER giveaway down below.
That’s it! See how fucking easy that was?
And look at all the goodies inside this prize pack!
(1) Signed copy of Tragic, because let’s face it, this election was not easy.
(2) $50 gift card. American Express. The only corporation on this planet with a concierge service that will bail me out of jail in a foreign country if I need it. Will Amazon do that for me? No.
(3) A little Christmas-y note pad to fill you with good will and cheer.
(4) A JA motherfucking HUSS key chain HAND MADE by ME!
(5) A Coach wallet. Made of the softest genuine leather and guaranteed to make your friends jealous.
(6) AND… one of my brand new mini-button swag packs. Which includes a limited edition button for The Turning Series (releasing in January). That button is so secret, I had to hide the front of it in this picture. 🙂
See, life ain’t so bad, right? We’re all in this together. No matter who is running the country for the next four years.
OK, I’m out. See you next time.